Entry: Over Inqusitive Friendly Neighbourhood Uncles Wednesday, October 26, 2005



Over Inquisitive friendly neighbourhood uncles...they're everywhere..

It is usually a random stranger you somehow bump into,but there are chances that it could be your neighbour or some long lost relative as well who seems more concerned about tour career and future than you are.

Earlier in my more immature days when i used to take their queries rather seriously(and when fields medal did'nt seem too distant a possibility either)  i used to let them in on my Ph.D plans and research aspirations.This used to be usually followed by another hundred (read inane) queries on career 'scope' after Ph.D or some absurd unwanted advice like "Do an MBA nah...research toh u can do anytime".

As i grew "older and wiser" and the need to avoid the type dawned on me,i tried to device ways to avoid them.I pretended used to look confused and clueless(which was never too far from truth either) at  the very mention of the word 'career'. This did'nt work either. It used to be usually followed by sermons on importance 'making up my mind and taking right decisions'. If that was'nt enough, the speech used to punctuated with life stories of their son,nephews and blah or anybody who ever made a trip to US.

Now that I have attained my niravana.I finally discovered 'the method'.

Excepts from a conversation:-

OIFU : "Beta,so what are your plans after MA?"

Me (trying my best to sound like a marwari with generations of accumalated wealth) : "I want to join my dad's business".

OIFU : "which business?"

Me : "errr..umm..well...Automobile Parts!!!"(when in need to think up a business,think karun mukhi)

OIFU : " so basically you are in delhi to have fun for two years"

Me : "Precisely!"

And thus i managed to cut short the conversation!!!!

   13 comments

Mark Taylor
August 19, 2008   11:42 PM PDT
 
Great Post, real Funny.... :)

Mark Taylor,
http://www.ezedir.com/Article/Success/
shreya
November 22, 2005   09:34 PM PST
 
you haven't met...over-inquistive unfriendly neighbourhood aunties...who are careful staticians of the number of boys that visit your all-girl apartment...
lucy
November 2, 2005   06:12 AM PST
 
No. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,if you please.
Prathamesh
November 2, 2005   04:40 AM PST
 
Kate : Thanks

Soundarya : No,i ve heard far worse.I've heard of ppl confusing astrophysics with astrology.

Viv : Thanks da..Dhoom Machale Brither!
Prathamesh
November 2, 2005   04:36 AM PST
 
lucy,(as in lucy the sky in diamond??)
talking abt Marriage is'nt a bad idea either.But make sure you mention that ur intrested in getting married to an nri,software engineer or an icici bank type non smoker non drinker whetish complexion only unless you dont mind thousand other queries.
vivek
October 28, 2005   10:30 PM PDT
 
but then soundarya,
isnt it?

prat,
nice post da.
Soundarya
October 28, 2005   10:41 AM PDT
 
atleast its not as bad as people thinking life sciences are the same as home sciences!
Kate
October 28, 2005   10:23 AM PDT
 
Funny post! :)
lucy
October 27, 2005   11:28 AM PDT
 
Hey! Good one-I guess I should try it too,just that in my case the victims would be neighbourhood 'aunties'.
And perhaps with some of them,the parents' occupation could conveniently be replaced by some far-fetched wedding plans and the works...nothing like that to keep them happy and and their pieholes shut.
Prathamesh
October 27, 2005   07:05 AM PDT
 
Menon : No,Antitherapy was'nt my idea...it was kaushik misras..tho i unsuccesfully emulated his therapy..

Nikhil : You're lucky that you dont have to go thru all that i had to.

Sagar : Thanks
Sagar
October 27, 2005   12:27 AM PDT
 
Hilarious post!
Nikhil
October 26, 2005   11:21 AM PDT
 
He he..nice answer!

My case also gets interesting.Someone asks me 'So what are yor future plans?'
'Sir,I really have no clue at all'
'Oh your dad is an Employment Officer (state gov.).You won't have any problems!'

So it's them who come up with answers.I'm saved the trouble of thinking something new :D
Menon
October 26, 2005   10:25 AM PDT
 
Prathamesh, my boy...I must say that this is the first time you have actually come up with a sensible method to achieve something! Just trying to contrast the above with that other gem you came up with..namely, anti-therapy.

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