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Wednesday, October 26, 2005
Over Inqusitive Friendly Neighbourhood Uncles
Over Inquisitive friendly neighbourhood uncles...they're everywhere..
It is usually a random stranger you somehow bump into,but there are chances that it could be your neighbour or some long lost relative as well who seems more concerned about tour career and future than you are.
Earlier in my more immature days when i used to take their queries rather seriously(and when fields medal did'nt seem too distant a possibility either) i used to let them in on my Ph.D plans and research aspirations.This used to be usually followed by another hundred (read inane) queries on career 'scope' after Ph.D or some absurd unwanted advice like "Do an MBA nah...research toh u can do anytime".
As i grew "older and wiser" and the need to avoid the type dawned on me,i tried to device ways to avoid them.I pretended used to look confused and clueless(which was never too far from truth either) at the very mention of the word 'career'. This did'nt work either. It used to be usually followed by sermons on importance 'making up my mind and taking right decisions'. If that was'nt enough, the speech used to punctuated with life stories of their son,nephews and blah or anybody who ever made a trip to US.
Now that I have attained my niravana.I finally discovered 'the method'.
Excepts from a conversation:-
OIFU : "Beta,so what are your plans after MA?"
Me (trying my best to sound like a marwari with generations of accumalated wealth) : "I want to join my dad's business".
OIFU : "which business?"
Me : "errr..umm..well...Automobile Parts!!!"(when in need to think up a business,think karun mukhi)
OIFU : " so basically you are in delhi to have fun for two years"
Me : "Precisely!"
And thus i managed to cut short the conversation!!!!
Posted at 06:19 am by padmasambhava
 |  |  | Mark Taylor August 19, 2008 11:42 PM PDT
Great Post, real Funny.... :)
Mark Taylor,
http://www.ezedir.com/Article/Success/ |  |
  |  |  | shreya November 22, 2005 09:34 PM PST
you haven't met...over-inquistive unfriendly neighbourhood aunties...who are careful staticians of the number of boys that visit your all-girl apartment... |  |
  |  |  | lucy November 2, 2005 06:12 AM PST
No. Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds,if you please.
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  |  |  | Prathamesh November 2, 2005 04:40 AM PST
Kate : Thanks
Soundarya : No,i ve heard far worse.I've heard of ppl confusing astrophysics with astrology.
Viv : Thanks da..Dhoom Machale Brither! |  |
  |  |  | Prathamesh November 2, 2005 04:36 AM PST
lucy,(as in lucy the sky in diamond??)
talking abt Marriage is'nt a bad idea either.But make sure you mention that ur intrested in getting married to an nri,software engineer or an icici bank type non smoker non drinker whetish complexion only unless you dont mind thousand other queries. |  |
  |  |  | vivek October 28, 2005 10:30 PM PDT
but then soundarya,
isnt it?
prat,
nice post da.
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  |  |  | Soundarya October 28, 2005 10:41 AM PDT
atleast its not as bad as people thinking life sciences are the same as home sciences! |  |
  |  |  | Kate October 28, 2005 10:23 AM PDT
Funny post! :)
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  |  |  | lucy October 27, 2005 11:28 AM PDT
Hey! Good one-I guess I should try it too,just that in my case the victims would be neighbourhood 'aunties'.
And perhaps with some of them,the parents' occupation could conveniently be replaced by some far-fetched wedding plans and the works...nothing like that to keep them happy and and their pieholes shut. |  |
  |  |  | Prathamesh October 27, 2005 07:05 AM PDT
Menon : No,Antitherapy was'nt my idea...it was kaushik misras..tho i unsuccesfully emulated his therapy..
Nikhil : You're lucky that you dont have to go thru all that i had to.
Sagar : Thanks |  |
  |  |  | Sagar October 27, 2005 12:27 AM PDT
Hilarious post! |  |
  |  |  | Nikhil October 26, 2005 11:21 AM PDT
He he..nice answer!
My case also gets interesting.Someone asks me 'So what are yor future plans?'
'Sir,I really have no clue at all'
'Oh your dad is an Employment Officer (state gov.).You won't have any problems!'
So it's them who come up with answers.I'm saved the trouble of thinking something new :D
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  |  |  | Menon October 26, 2005 10:25 AM PDT
Prathamesh, my boy...I must say that this is the first time you have actually come up with a sensible method to achieve something! Just trying to contrast the above with that other gem you came up with..namely, anti-therapy. |  |
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Name : Prathamesh
Age : 21
Location : Delhi/Madras
Things that dont bore me easily: Maths,Politics,Quizzing,
Philo,Books,Music,Kaapi...pseud nah?
Occupation : Graduate student of Mathematics
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